i haven't written on here for ages again..... well it feels like it anyways!! erm.... i never went to megazone... mum says i don't live in this house anymore and then proceeded to say that she'll feel really neglected when matty gets a boyfriend before correcting herself. found it tres amusing. mr chris came round er........ the next day i went into town avec ma mere. she said she wasnt gonna get anything but i came home avec a top and a pair of shoes but they're going back cos they were the cheaper alternative that mum found to the ones in reef i wanted. (£12.99 from new look compared to the ones in reef for £70). er..... that night in fact last night, mr chris came round and satyed over. now.... i'm on msn and HANNAH WESS IS BACK!!!!!

*cheers*

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[	music	|	The Distillers- The Gallow is God	]

heyaaaaa!!!! well after my long convo avec ana on the phone last night she told me that i had to tell you all what my mother said to me the other night...... twas.... "GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW YOU BRAZEN LITTLE HUSSY!"

kks so i needed to find out what "brazen" and "hussy" actually meant but i knew they werent nice comments to have made. Anyways me and ana looked them up in a dictionary and brazen means shameless, and a hussy is a impudent, promiscuous girl. (Impudent means disrespectful and promiscuous means someone who has sexual realtions with lots of people?!!?!)

so yeah all in all twas a lovely thing for her to have said to me!!!! thanky you mummy!

i think i'm going to find a job later.....*mwaah* xxxxx

bleoeuf. well...... i cant even remember if i wrote in this thingy yesterday. most probably did but not sure. this morning i woke up... though i was going to preston but wasn't.... got up and watched this morning..... made soup when i realised that mother wasnt going to do it for me... ate soup..... came on tinternet after reading heat mag...... yes....

not really sure whats going on with the rest of the day. mr chris said hes going to come round after his bike ride with his new friend (?). well......... yes now i'm off.

*mwaaah* xxxxx

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[	music	|	nirvana- in utero	]

well... all the exams are over and i'm slightly happy about it. my mum keeps wandering round going 'i can't bloody nag at her for anything!!!' tis great. so i'm not really sure what i'm doing today, there may be something going on... but if there is noones had the decency to inform me lol!!!!!! flish... i really don't know what sort of a mood i'm in today... somethings telling me i'm in a ok mood but something's also telling me that i MAY go into a shit mood very quickly if something prompts me too... ladidah.  on friday we went and drunk by the canal like tramps twas alrighty. we went to dalton square and rachel and andy were being naughty. we went to the blob shop and they wouldn't serve andy. we went back to canal (me, chris and katy) and fed ducks. went into the water witch and got a round of drinks, brought the glasses back and saw that all the science teachers were there... dunno if they were there before. oh well.. then chris came to my house and we slept all afternoon. then i went babysitting and got £17 which was good. er... and now? well i'm on msn and this and talking to carl. i'm quite bored....... i want to do something but i havent really got a hope of finding out if theres anything going on cos noone has credit and i'm on tinternet and frankly they might not tell me if there was.... so loved.

kks so adios *mwaah* xxxxx

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[	music	|	was placebo	]

just felt like commenting what a wonderful mood i'm in.

[	mood	|	contemplative	]
[	music	|	the distillers	]

ana has invented a new word. flish. deary me. lalalala. i'm just not doing a hell of a lot actually!! i was isolated from everyone in the exam room today ie sat at the front all on my kinda ownsome!!! damn german measles that arent even making me feel poorly. *looks grumpy* anyways.... i nearly got out of the other history papers but i really couldn't be arsed retaking them. flish (putting the new word to good use). i'm sooo tired after last night. there i was all ready to go to sleepy early and then i got er... a little aggravated.... (understatement) but ana knows what i mean!!! anyways not enough sleep, feeling sickness couldnt eat food this morning, so i ate my breakfast in the exam. YES! they were polos. pish the next exam is vietnam and women. how damn selfish of them... but it is the last one. all be over soonness!

i will possiblely write something up here later... but i can't think of anything else to say....

*mwaah* xxxxx

i'm putting the contemplative cat just to disturb ana.

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well i'm sat at home supposed to revising history!!!

i went to the doctors today and i've got german measles!!! *cries* but its ok i'm just not allowed near pregnant people or people with aids or cancer or in hospitals!!but i'm still confuzzled cos i'm supposed to have had the MMR therefore not get it!!

anyways..... EVERYONE else is off drinking somewhere. BOO. and i was taken home by my mummy. *looks sad* anyway at least ana shares my pain!! i have l'histoire tomorrow its on russia and america and i'm just a tad worried about it! at least my exams will be finished on friday, i'm just going to ignore the evil ones who have already finished. and i might get out of babysitting for a bit cos of my measles!!!

i hope you enjoyed my funny memories and please post comments and add any if i've forgotten some!!

*mwaah* xxxxx

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[	music	|	none!!!	]

these are the great things that have kept me amused at school for the past year. i'm blatantly copying katy but hey! i think these need to be shared!!

'selectively permeable mermeable'

'the person will fall into a comma'

'insulin is converted into oestrogen'

those were all said in biology by miss rachel!!!! she's a genius!

'two bacardi breezers and she was dribbling sick all night'- that has been heard numerous times!

'nitrogen dioxide has two hydrogen atoms' that was me......

'whats the difference between a cytoplast and a cytoplasm?'

'its not against queen ana's rules is it?'

'CRYING!' ms lw

'squircular- strodden'

'person evolves from a mammoths' (rachel wrote this and then realised she put a mammoths)

'do you spell wondering with a w?' miss ana

'orkwardness' miss ana

'silly little byclecyles' miss ana

in harry potter 1, ron says 'yeah, i had an erection'

sinead calling me an 'over paranoid girlfriend'...... hush ana

'cak leaves' rachel threlfall meant oak leaves

'fror' not sure..... probably rachel in a biology lesson...

in biology we got told that plants are producers and we had to label it.... rachel labelled the weasels and the owls as the producers.... *smiles and laughs*

*shurgs* and 'i'm such a retrsd'- just typos!!

in biology:

dr cook: 'what did you smell when you went to the rainforest?'

    answer: 'the rainforest'

rachel: 'haha..... lettuce eaten by caterpillar eaten by bird eaten by mushrooms.....' *laughs then draws on self*

'badger badger badger....... mushroom mushroom..... ohhh it's a snake!!!! go on weebs-stuff.com

ana hammering a nail in the wall

'and these mosquitos come down like spitfires' *becky pretends to be a mosquito*

'whats a meteorite?' rachel's answer: *weeeeeeeeee pquuuurgh*

'if you have answered YES give details below?

       NO' that was rachel filling in her gcse form for biology coursework

'I can't go there, the midgies are watching' the wonderful hannah wess

'why don't you ring your SIM card?' again hannah telling her dad how to find his SIM card

the unknown violence of katy rushforth- breaking hannah's nose and giving her a black eye

me and rachel sneaking around the lads boarding houses like master spies

rachel's drunken conversation with mr millett

ana accidently drinking mud and then getting it on her teeth

hello!!!! well this will be short

english is over (apart from paper 2) but i never have to do a comprehension again!!! i saw chris in town, wandered round with ana, ate a bag of rainbow drops, went to the train station, bought a meatball thing from subway (i didn't eat it in public i was hidden away) ate a bag of rainbow drops then chris came to see me!! yay!!!

that was my day!!!

good night, god bless, mwah!

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[	music	|	hole- reasons to be beautiful	]

bonjour!!! i have finished my biology exam...... YAYNESS. and i don't have to maths like everybody else tomorrow and my next exam is now french listening....... therefore the bonjour.

god i'm in an odd mood.

should be revising!!! the joys of study leave!!! my biology exam is now in less that 3 hours..... oh dear..... hehehe!!!!

well..... i still haven't really figured out how to work this thing yet!!!

i'm getting there slowly...... very slowly!!!

(Thank you for helping me Ana, I'm a tiny bit retarded and don't understand simple things.)